Thursday, July 24, 2008

Why ponies are better than trees...

Let's imagine for a moment you fell in some mud, covering your forearm in a good layer of thick, brown, smelly mud. Would you reach for a napkin and smear the mud around, grabbing more napkins as you filled them with mud? Certainly not! This is obviously not the most effective way to remove the mud and its stench. Even if you got most of it off, there always seems to be that brownish film left over your skin. No, the best way would be with water! Wash that mud off, stench and all! It's faster, it's cleaner, and you go away feeling refreshed. This is why the writer is in adament support of the bidet.

post script - If the reader is confused at all by the title, it may be helpful to know that 'bidet' is a French word for 'pony'.

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